by Charles Francis Palma (Conan
the F***ing Barbarian)
I'm a Decepticon through and through
My body is colored, purple and blue.
I kill for a living and that's ok.
I don't receive money, just energon pay.
I'm a Decepticon without a doubt.
If the plan goes bad I'll scream and shout.
I like to be sneaky and cunning its true.
If you turn your back, I might shoot you
The dark purple symbol is a matter of pride.
My weakness and motives, I try to hide.
My motto is Peace through Tyranny.
For I am a Decepticon, you see!